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RvnPirate: *so not spamming your away message like you do to me*

Auto response from SKELLYwag6913: "I delight in the prime of a twelve-year old, but a thirteen-year old is far more desirable. He who is fourteen is a still sweeter flower of the Loves, and one who is just beginning his fifteenth year is even more delightful. The sixteenth year belongs to the gods, and as for the seventeenth year not for me is it to seek, but for Zeus. But whoever desires still older ones is no longer playing, but seeking a lover who says 'Now let me do it to you.'"

RvnPirate: *whimper* It's daaaaark and my dad hasn't come to pick me up yet.
RvnPirate: THE ZOMBIES ARE GONNA EAT ME.
RvnPirate: OMFG.
RvnPirate: *CLING*
RvnPirate: AHHH I JUST HEARD VOICES
RvnPirate: HAH my mom texted me and said my dad will be here in ten mins.
RvnPirate: Until then, I'll be like Lydia and sing to you.
RvnPirate: We all know my singing is the best anyway. I'm the best singer in the world, just like Miaka is the best RPer in the world.
RvnPirate: *gigglesnort*whattafuckingloser*cough*
RvnPirate: OOOOOONE IS THE LONELIEST NUMBER
RvnPirate: ...
RvnPirate: That's all I know.
RvnPirate: Um.
RvnPirate: DO YOU EVER WONDER WHY
RvnPirate: THE MUSIC GETS YOU HIGH
RvnPirate: IT TAKES YOU ON A RIDE
RvnPirate: FEEL. IT. WHEN. YOUR. BODY STARTS TO ROCK
RvnPirate: Okay. Now it's annoying even me.
RvnPirate: I finished Circus of the Damned! Yes I did. And I'll save the next book for tomorrow, and the following one for Sunday. Annnnnd then I'll buy more.
RvnPirate: X3
RvnPirate: This is all your fault.
RvnPirate: If you hadn't mentioned the books and the hot mens, or RPed as them, I wouldn't have bought them.
RvnPirate: But noooooo.
RvnPirate: P.S. I need to stop talking to you like you're really there.
RvnPirate: P.P.S. You're probably making out with some dude, while I'm here scratching my ass and waiting for my dad to pick me up and save me from the alone-ness of my house.
RvnPirate: P.P.S. DID I MENTION THE DIVORCE?

Auto response from SKELLYwag6913: "I delight in the prime of a twelve-year old, but a thirteen-year old is far more desirable. He who is fourteen is a still sweeter flower of the Loves, and one who is just beginning his fifteenth year is even more delightful. The sixteenth year belongs to the gods, and as for the seventeenth year not for me is it to seek, but for Zeus. But whoever desires still older ones is no longer playing, but seeking a lover who says 'Now let me do it to you.'"

RvnPirate: P.P.S. OMFG THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU. IT'S ABOUT ME.
RvnPirate: P.P.S. DIVORCE.
RvnPirate: P.P.S. DIVORCE RIGHT NOW. DIVOOOOOORCE.
RvnPirate: P.P.S. Or I'll have orgies every day with the sexiest men alive that you won't be invited to.
RvnPirate: P.P.S. NOPE. NO INVITATION. A MEMBERS ONLY TYPE THING. YOU UNDERSTAND.
RvnPirate: P.P.S. Not like... I have the orgies anyway or anything... >.>
RvnPirate: P.P.S. Noooooooo.
RvnPirate: P.P.P.S Did I mention how fun it is to talk to your away message? I think I'll do it more often.
RvnPirate: P.P.P.S. I forgot a period after the 'S' in the above 'P.P.P.S.' Allow me to make up for it.
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RvnPirate: P.P.P.S. I think I'll leave now before you come back and have a chance to kill me.
RvnPirate: P.P.P.S. :D!!!!!!!!

"Predatory" (Ed/Riza/Havoc/Roy, Rated NC-17)

Title: "Predatory"
Author: skellywag
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Ed/Riza/Havoc/Roy
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Het and yaoi, dominance-type stuff
A/N: Written as a companion-type piece to femmelethale's Riza/Ed/Roy fic "Flush". Also, I sort of wrote in an attempt to mimic her writing style and characterizations, so it turned out a blend-ish of her writing style and mine, I think. Enjoy!!! (I would recommend reading femmelethale's fic first, though I suppose this would make sense by itself-ish. :D)


( Predatory )

Blah.

I really don't want this to be one of those pathetic "Someone pay attention to me" posts, since I always make fun of people who do that, but apparently I'm going to be a hypocrite today for the second or third time and just say that I really don't think I'm fit for human contact. I should become a hermit who does nothing but play video games and read and write fic. I'd be able to get my homework done and maybe actually get motivated enough to write a novel, and without those pesky human relations that I seem to destroy anyway. So, I think I'll go play Fire Emblem and watch Armageddon or some other movie that is perfectly depressing enough for my mood. I need to cry. Very badly. Yes, this is Emo!Andrea. Hopefully this won't last very long, because becoming something this hypocritical and obnoxious is not something I tolerate well.

...I really wish I had Moulin Rouge. Now that would be a fabulous movie to watch right now...